Random out-breaks ~runescape stlye~

I got bored so on runescape my firend and i had a random out breaks fight

me-The pickles are slapping your phone?!?

friend- sit on the tv and watch the coutch?!?

me-The cantolopes belly-button is laughing manilikly at me?!?

Friend You despoited the bank in the money?!?

me- you're making out with a bridge?!?

Friend-The fish we drop in the toilet will one day come back for vengenance?!?

me-The cat ate a mutiaded whale?!?

friend-Get the fish we're going on a riot?!?

me-Pull out the holy hand-grenade?!? (i got that from Monty Python and the holy grail)

friend-Got to go I have to?!?

me-The cold is fire?!?

friend-the blonde went to collage?!?

me-The chair is speachless?!?

friend- Load the bear the shotgun is outside?!?

The stairs are pointing sideways?!?

after that my friend Bowow360 left i hope you enjoied reading our out breaks fight...RANDOMLY!!!!